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โšก May 12, 2017

The Last Raisinette ๐Ÿ”

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I have finally done it, I think. Iโ€™ve finally gotten the frame around my first novel and focused it enough so that I can release it to the wild via the wild world web. The big hold-up has been my life-long rule, which was hammered into my pliable brain from grade school and onward, to never pat yourself on the back. So, how can I package up any of my books if I canโ€™t praise myself? It has been a conundrum.

But now Iโ€™ve finally solved it. Itโ€™s called โ€œAcknowledgments.โ€ A-ha! Iโ€™ve never bothered to write one for anything Iโ€™ve ever created because I am a very lazy slacker and I donโ€™t like to make extra work for myself and no one has ever missed it or demanded it. However, I always read them in other peopleโ€™s books, word for word, usually. I often look up the people the author thanks or ahem, acknowledges, and so I learn about other writers I might also enjoy along the journey to Shambala.

And itโ€™s only taken me 55 years as a published writer to figure out this ancient but effective form of the humblebrag. ๐Ÿ”